APB on God

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

g4g

this is a great radio station and i know one of the people who present i feel all fluffy

baby steps

went to my first councleing session this morning

it was really good i think it may really help to go through this process.

going back to work tomorrow looking forward it although feeling slightly worried about it as well i am sure i have so much to do but i am not sure where i will need to start.

back in perth

i am back in perth
came up last night
feeling okay still a bit delicate but okay.
i had a really good talk with mum when i was home and have come to some conclusions about my future that where not easy to come to but will be for the best in the long run.

but all in a lovley week saw aron dan and genny which was lovley went and saw the boat which was funny because the cover had not kept the water out because the mast was not up so the boat had filled with water.
i think mum might send the boat up to me which will be sooooo good so now i have to go and have a look and see how much it will cost to keep it here yay excited

comfort

its lovley to know that there is a place you can go even when you are feeling really really rubbish and it will cheer you up.

one of the best things about being home is going to church now i am not saying i don't love gateway because i do. but i am saying that for me gateway pales into insignificants when it come to the mission. its so nice to come home and see all the old face hear about their lives and tirles and see that things don't change all that fast after all. its also really nice to go into a building where you arn't exspected to do anything or be anything which of coiurse cannot be the case when you go into any church regulay and is probley why the missionb has such a rose tinted glow about it.
there was a visiting preacher today which was very nice talking about ephisans and about being set aside for God and living a joined life with the holy spirit how he sets us apart. as if we where engaged the promis of better things to come in the future.

went bowling with ant and claire this afternoon which was nice but am now abit bord and very very frustraited

we are having a bbq later which will be nice even if it will not help with the furstration thats really nothing to do with my family or being home.

got her half stone award today

i have finaly lost half a stone i feel so much thiner these days its great. i can see my target whight actualy getting reached now.
Slimming World is really really great

biker girl

been riding round the park for the last hour its funny seeing people over and over again as you go round and round. but very nice all in.

its a lovley sunny day outside which is good